At a glance

height: 5’4″

hips: 39″

hair: blonde

tattoos: a few

weight: 145

waist: 32″

eyes: brown

piercings: ears, nose, belly button, nipple

body type: curvy

bust: 42″

nationality: United States


Let’s get comfortable

You know when you meet someone for the first time, & minutes later you’re laughing like old friends? It’s that mysterious feeling like you must have met before, but perhaps in another lifetime, another universe. This convergence of brand new & comfortably familiar, of tingling excitement & serene safety, is the sweet spot where the most delicious of memories are made.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve always had a knack for making people feel instantly at ease. Perhaps it’s the genuine joy & intrigue I find in meeting new people, or maybe my down-to-earth friendliness that allows me to connect with people from all walks of life. Or – who knows – it could even be in part the effect of my “nonjudgemental aura” (as a psychic once put it). Whatever the cause, I can promise that when you’re with me, all your nerves will swiftly melt away as we fall into an easy rapport. 

Equal parts other-worldly beauty and natural elegance; serious opinions and playful banter; fiery passion and contagious calmness, I am the most wonderful combination of all your daydreams, exactly what you’ve been searching for. Get lost in my deep brown eyes as we get to know each other & feel your heart flutter when you evoke from me a smile so enchanting you’ll never want to look away. Your only regret will be that you didn’t meet me sooner.


Interests

In short, pretty much everything! I have such an incredibly wide variety of interests, I have no doubt we have a bunch in common! I love learning about psychology, science, technology, politics, pop culture, music, art, and history; just to name a few. I’m known to watch any & all documentaries I come across, and I hoard useless information like it’s my job.

When it comes to hobbies, I try to focus on things that help me grow – whether it be mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, whatever. I love to journal, do yoga, and meditate. I’ve been trying to read more this year and I have a new obsession with both podcasts & astrology.

As far as activities go – my policy is: I’ll try anything once! I love the outdoors; anything from hiking to skiing to kayaking, you name it! I also love artsy things, like shows & concerts & museums. And you might call me a little bit of an adrenaline junkie, because I’m always down for crazy things – I jumped out of an airplane once & I’m dying to do it again!

These are a few of my favorite things…..

flower: peonies

color: pink

designer brand: Chanel

food: Mexican

alcoholic drink: mojito

tv shows: The Office, Scrubs, Brooklyn 99, anything on HGTV, Queer Eye, Always Sunny

podcasts: NYT The Daily, This American Life, Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend, Sickboy, Armchair Expert, The Need to Fail

movies: Tommy Boy, Coco, Inglourious Basterds, Titanic, A League Of Their Own, Anchorman, Slumdog Millionaire


Date Ideas

Although I love the intimacy of a behind-closed-doors meeting, there’s nothing better than taking the time to build a real connection.

If you are interested in a longer date* but aren’t sure how to fill the time, here are a few experiences I’d love to share with you:

  • See a standup or improv comedy show
  • Watch a sports game
  • Eat breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner/dessert/literally any food (except meat, since I’m a vegetarian!)
  • Visit a museum or historical site
  • Attend a play or opera
  • Spa day

Gift Ideas

While gifts are absolutely never an expectation, here’s some information you might need if you wanted to spoil me:

bra size: 36D

panties size: L

shoe size: 7 1/2

ring size: 7

Things I love:

  • flowers
  • jewelry
  • chocolate
  • perfume
  • fun socks
  • books
  • candles

Gift Cards:

  • Sephora
  • Agent Provocateur
  • Victoria’s Secret
  • Amazon
  • Target
  • Uber

Click here for my Amazon Wishlist.


Everything else

My various profiles & accounts can be found on my links page.

For questions, comments, and everything else, please contact me at meetscarletthayes@protonmail.com.